everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

guavasaur:

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

not to mention a beedrill would probably be a gr8 friend if you just gave them a little bit of honey to eat 

psychedelis:

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

a-night-in-wonderland:

Video.


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yurikospn:

cuteenoughtoshootyoudown:

teamj2:

gilraenis:

#Dean is a professional poker face runner #Sam is just like LOL FUCK THIS SHIT I DON’T WANT THIS TAKE ME BACK TO STANFORD

#tyra would be proud of you dean

wellmanicuredman:

ernest hemmingway was so renowned for his brevity that he could write a moving and compelling story using only six words:

"for sale: baby shoes, never worn."

i have bested hemmingway by creating another, even more heartwrenching story, using only five words:

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somenerdyguy:

deansdamnation:

itsajensenthing:

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god i love dean

Best Dean line ever.